1. shouldnt:

    imagine how easy life would be if you were pretty and rich

    (via evolutional)

     
  2. Pawnee Squares.

    (Source: barnabasbaby)

     

  3. sexhaver:

    things i wish i could say irl:

    • ???????? ???? ? ???
    • !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    • hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    • u ok (this is not the same as “you okay?”)
    • that one cover of “What Makes You Beautiful” done entirely in laughs
    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpyingiCwV8

    (via stability)

     

  4. jalapenopizza:

    isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

    i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

    construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

    and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

    (via stability)

     

  5. aduhm:

    Beyonce puts her 1 year old daughter who can not speak yet on her album but not her sister with a struggling music career

    (via evolutional)

     
  6. (Source: flawlesstew, via queenofawk)

     
  7. p0kemina:

    shrimpwonder:

    elluvias:

    heterophobicgoat:

    stupidandreckless:

    NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

    This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

    IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT

    Harassment is often something the guy doesn’t even notice. A study of from the American Association of University Women found that in more than half the cases, women thought men were harassing them and the men had no idea. ”

    THIS IS A PROBLEM, NOT A FACT OF LIFE

    NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

    (via jasmine-blu)

     
  8. compares:

    cutebabe:

    punkmoss:

    i feel like mary lambert just saved my entire day by putting out this music video

    im violently crying like literally every time i hear this i cant not sob

    Wowwwww I love this so much

    (via and-fl0wers-in-y0ur-hair)

     
     
  9. hartorotica:

    Ri-Ri isn’t scared of Katy Perry’s roaring
    Queen B’s going back to the drawing
    Lorde smells blood, yeah, she’s about to slay you
    Kid ain’t one to fuck with when she’s only on her debut

    We’re all watching Gaga, L-O-L-O, haha
    Dying for the art, so really she’s a martyr
    The second best will never cut it for the divas
    Give me that crown, bitch, I wanna be Sheezus

    And this is Lily Allen making a comeback. What a girl.

    Oh my god she fuckimg slayed this and I’m in love.

     
     
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  11. aresnakesreal:

    like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss

    (via stability)

     
  12. I am your leader
    let me be S H E E Z U S

    (Source: rosethemoment)

     

  13. hex-girlfriend:

    i’m still pissed off about growing up

    (via stability)

     

  14. justintimerblake:

    what if eyebrows dont know when to stop growing and there are little eyebrow fairies that come to us in our sleep and keep them nice and trimmed each night and we dont know because we are sleeping

    (via evolutional)

     

  15. "People who use a lot of swear words tend to be more honest and trust worthy."
    — (via psych-facts)

    (via sexcake)